It has come to my attention, via my lovely wife, Central Planning, that referring to my two sons as "Chaos" and "Mayhem" is no longer acceptable. Especially since the eldest (the one no longer named "Chaos") was found by the aforementioned spousal unit to be emptying his toys all over the room. When asked why he was doing so, his response was "I'm being Chaos."
Sooo, in the interest of familial harmony, the eldest child shall hereafter be referred to as Diswan (pronounced DEE-swan) while the youngest shall be referred to as Datwan (pronounced DAY-twan)
That is all.